How To Talk to Customer Service Agents

At least once in life you will need to call a customer service agent. Most people get angry. I am here to help you have fun with customer service and not get mad!

Step One: Find the phone number, your cell phone, and a friend (these things always go better with a few buddies to laugh with).

Step Two: Call the number, put it on speaker and await an answer. While waiting have a conversation about the most random things that way when the people finally answer after having you on hold for twenty minutes they think you are crazy (and talking to yourself).

Step Three: If you don't immediately know the answer to a question or can not understand the person on the other end, give the phone to a friend and let them talk to the person when the voice changes see if they respond. If the voice changes from a girl to a guy and they are still pretending to be named Isadora (it is funny at least to you).

Step Four: When the phone loses service and you have to call back to ask the same question  again and again the customer service person finally asks if they just talked to you. When you have been talking to them on and off for two hours.

Step Five: When they still can't help you and send you to someone else and they say they will get back to you DO NOT BELIEVE them they most likely will not figure out what the issue was.

This is how you talk to customer service people I hope it helps you with your anger towards them. It really can be very entertaining.