My Snow Vacation: Creative Writing (Part one)

         I was babysitting my little sister over the Great Snow Vacation. When we went outside to play and throw snowballs at our neighbors. We had been outside for a few hours when we heard a noise. I asked my neighbor if she had heard the sound. She said she hadn't so we continued building our "war wall" to protect us from her brother. He was the enemy, for now he was anyway.
         The teams were my sister, neighbor, and of course myself against Dan (my neighbor's brother). We were preparing our snowballs; when all of a sudden a young adolescent snow leopard jumped out of the snow at us. I put my sister behind me to protect her from the leopard. She had icy blue eyes and kind of shimmered like she was in between two worlds.
         She started loping through the snow disappearing and reappearing in the snowy abyss. We decided to follow the leopard just because it looked friendly. We decided to name her Fuzzy. She lead us over snow covered hills and under snowy trees until we got to a bridge.
        Fuzzy continued under the great Chinatown bridge. A magnificent purple light shown when Fuzzy stepped into it. She disappeared with the light. Pemberly, my sister, and I all looked at each other. Then we did something some would call stupid..........We followed Fuzzy. One minute we were next to the bridge and the next we were swallowed up by blinding purple light all around us.
        The next thing we knew there was a endless pink and blue avalanche of snow in one corner, and a cloud snowing all the colors of the rainbow in the other corner of the new unknown world.
       Suddenly my best friend, Claire, came out of a purple light similar to the one we had just came through not minutes before.
      "Claire!" I screamed and went running. What are you doing here? How did you get here? Where is here?
       "Liera, Calm down! You are rambling again."
        I'm sorry this is just so so so exciting.
        I know it is I followed a snow leopard I named Frosty. I have no clue where we are and I have no clue how we got here.
 

How To Talk to Customer Service Agents

At least once in life you will need to call a customer service agent. Most people get angry. I am here to help you have fun with customer service and not get mad!

Step One: Find the phone number, your cell phone, and a friend (these things always go better with a few buddies to laugh with).

Step Two: Call the number, put it on speaker and await an answer. While waiting have a conversation about the most random things that way when the people finally answer after having you on hold for twenty minutes they think you are crazy (and talking to yourself).

Step Three: If you don't immediately know the answer to a question or can not understand the person on the other end, give the phone to a friend and let them talk to the person when the voice changes see if they respond. If the voice changes from a girl to a guy and they are still pretending to be named Isadora (it is funny at least to you).

Step Four: When the phone loses service and you have to call back to ask the same question  again and again the customer service person finally asks if they just talked to you. When you have been talking to them on and off for two hours.

Step Five: When they still can't help you and send you to someone else and they say they will get back to you DO NOT BELIEVE them they most likely will not figure out what the issue was.

This is how you talk to customer service people I hope it helps you with your anger towards them. It really can be very entertaining.